Many years, people have been finding a cure for it, because your old phone will be another electronic junk in 2 to 10 years.
Most people only use their phone for 3 years/months, because reasons. But how come? What's the reason buying then?
Don't get me wrong, I'm not pointing fingers at anyone. Okay, let's PRETEND if I'm the CEO of Apple and today is my first da y of the job.
Most people only use their phone for 3 years/months, because reasons. But how come? What's the reason buying then?
Don't get me wrong, I'm not pointing fingers at anyone. Okay, let's PRETEND if I'm the CEO of Apple and today is my first d
I have a few plans for the next iPhone, which they called crazy ideas but actually not. I bet it won't happen in 5 years, because how will my company earn if they won't want to change their phone. It's funny how evil and profitable of such act.
So, here are a few features you will get for your iPhone that you will keep for 10 years.
But why?
Say if I could drive the 83% to the Apple fan base, I will run the world, no joke. The Apple fan base is a place where you never go back.
Reasons why people hate Apple:
1. Expensive af
2. Too much fanboys
3. They are Android fanboys
4. They are used to Android phones
5. They've spent too much on Google Play Apps
6. Allergic
7. They just don't like it
Reasons why people love Apple:
1. Apple is life
I hereby strongly believe that Apple will not fail.
Back to topic , here's 5 features the iPhone 7 will get if I'm the CEO of Apple.
1. Weeklong Battery Life.
No, seriously, it's possible. If they could do it, why can't we?
Instead of giving you the THIN and BENDABLE phone that you have no choice but buy, the next iPhone will have an 10000mAh battery.
FOR THOSE WHO COMPLAIN.
The new trend will be, when did you last charged you phone?
Uh.... LAST FRIDAY
Why carry a powerbank when your phone is a powerbank ?
2. Military Grade Toughness.
Yes, the new iPhone will be made of rugged materials, forget aluminium, and get back those 5 minutes you watch,
"What happens when you drop you iPhone"
"iPhone drop test, bend test"
Test what test?! Try to drop a tissue paper please .
Sapphire Crystal screen, Silicon Back, polybenzimidazole shell, IP68 dust tight waterproof.
No worries, we will still make it look premium, who are we?
3. The Processor that we release in the next ten years
We have it, but in case if we ran out of engineers and innovative ideas. We will be using the secret weapon for the next iPhone. And the iPhone 8 will be coming out in 2026.
64GB ram , supports up to iOS 14x.
1000 times faster than Samsung's newest chip.
Why not? Mister Shin
4. Upgradable Camera Sensor
This is the part we make our fans pay bucks . Why buy a DSLR when your phone is a DSLR?
Surely it will popup A LOT, but who cares if you're a photographer? That convenience is unbeatable and simply perfect for everyone. The base model is free and the sensors go up to buying 2 phones.
5. The Cheap iPhone
You ask, why so cheap? You guys earn what?
Your iPhone will now feature ads on lockscreen, to opt-out you have to pay a monthly fee of how much you pay for your data. We are selling out the phone at production cost.
You'll get used to it anyway.
If this is iPhone 7, we will also have some competition, but no big deal.
Verdict
Do you still remember what I write at the beginning of this article, IF. So yeah, I'm NOT Tim Cook, and this will only happen in my dreams. Back to sleep, good night.